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A short time ago I boldly proclaimed to the Primal/Paleo community "I have invented Primal French Toast!"
This was a shocking statement to those who have dumped gluten in favor of health. Their responses were outcries of rage (I say this with tongue in cheek, haha). I had no recipe to show for it, so I had no proof.
Direct quotes from Mark's Daily Apple Forum:
"No recipe, never happened. Stop lying!"
"Agreed!!! Your an evil Doctor!"
"No proof, no French Toast."
"Cruel... just Cruel"
So without further adieu, I give to you my magnificent invention: PRIMAL FRENCH TOAST!
What you'll need:
The Most Versatile Sponge Cake EVER!
An egg
Some heavy cream
cinnamon
allspice
nutmeg
Cut yourself a couple slices of The Most Versatile Sponge Cake EVER!
In a bowl, scramble your egg, cream, and spices together
Place a slice of The Most Versatile Sponge Cake EVER! into the batter and coat well on all sides. Repeat for all slices.
Flip
Plate with butter, a drizzle of syrup, and a side of scrambled eggs to enjoy the breakfast of Grok Champions!
And remember-- The Primal Junk Foodie invented REAL Primal French Toast! ;)
Closing thoughts:
oui monsieur bonjour coquette,
uh huh croissante vous a ver,
maurice chevy effeil tower,
oh oui marie bagette bon soir,
FRENCH TOAST!
4 comments:
AMAZING! you are my hero! the end. :)
We had primal pumpkin French toast the other day. I used the pumpkin bread recipe from joyfulabode.com and made it into french toast. It was the perfect breakfast before a day at the pumpkin patch :)
Wow this really looks good. Mine will be slightly less primal as I will use a low carb protein powder cookies and cream flavor.
@My Kids Have ADHD: Rest assured. My original batch was made with zero carb vanilla protein, but the one in this post was made with zero carb cookies & cream protein. I think I like it even better than my first batch!
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