Gluten Free Fried Chicken

Saturday, January 21, 2012

This one is inspired by my recent love affair with The Help. I probably can't cook like Minnie Jackson, but she inspired me to put my palm shortening to work on my stove top. Also, I love Celia Foote's character. We would totally be besties.
Somethin' 'bout fried chicken that just makes the soul feel better.
Also I chose palm shortening b/c it's what crisco used to be before it was a tub of mystery goo. Alternatively you can use pastured lard if you have access to it.

What you'll need:



2-3 lbs drumsticks
1/2c almond flour
1/2c coconut flour
1T curry powder (dunno why, but curry makes things taste like corn bread to me!)
black pepper
1T garlic powder
2 eggs
1/4c coconut milk
1.5c palm shortening (spectrum makes a nice one)

Beat eggs and coconut milk together until creamy



Fill ziploc with almond flour, coconut flour, curry, garlic powder, and pepper to taste.


Dip drumsticks into egg mix and toss into ziploc
Seal ziploc. Unseal just a corner and fill it with a deep breath of air. Officially seal.


Melt palm shortening in very large pan over high heat.


Now it's time to go to town. Shake & bake it. Dance. Okay, that's enough. The chicken is dead. "Yup, he dead."


Place in boiling oil and put your kitchen timer on for 4 mins. When the timer goes off, flip over. Repeat until all 4 sides of the drum stick have been cooked. You can even do 5 each side if you want (yes, drumsticks have 4 sides. Top, bottom, side, side).



When cooked through, and no longer pink in the middle, place on plate and pat dry. Serve with generous side of your favorite veggies.


By the way, do NOT burn the chicken. Minnie don't burn no chicken!

Sing We All Noel Cake

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

One of my favorite Christmas desserts is Buche de Noel. I could hand you a cuppa nog and recline by the fire, as we regale the history and origins of this delight, but I'd rather just get straight to cooking! Thus, I will refer you to here:
History of the Yule Log
and here:
Origins of Buche de Noel
and allow you come to your own conclusions

What you'll need:

CAKE


6 eggs, separated
1/2c stevia
1 tsp vanilla extract
1/3c cocoa powder
1/2c tapioca flour
1/2 tsp baking powder
1/4 tsp cream of tartar
pinch sea salt


FILLING/FROSTING

1/2c unsalted butter
1/2c palm shortening
1c egg nog (1/4c for the recipe, the rest for you, hahaha)
extra stevia to taste
optional: pumpkin spice

alternatively you could do a 16 oz package of cream cheese & 1/2c coconut oil with the egg nog & spice, and sweeten to taste


GARNISH
(all optional, but nice)
cranberries
mint leaves
truffles

TOOLS
You. (I MAKE A FUNNY!)
parchment paper
baking sheet
wax paper
butter/coconut oil
piping bag (optional, but helpful)


Preheat oven 350F

Now, some people will tell you to combine your wet ingredients separately from your dry ingredients, but honestly... I never do. Go ahead and separate your eggs, placing the yolks into the bowl with everything except the cream or tartar.


Whip up your egg whites with the cream of tartar into a fluffy consistency.

Fold your egg whites together with your chocolate cake batter, retaining as much fluff as possible.

Line your baking sheet with parchment paper and grease it with butter. Pour the batter in, and spread it out evenly over the entirety of the pan.

Bake for 7-10 mins, until cake shrinks away from sides a bit. I only cooked mine for 5.


Meanwhile, in large bowl, combine your butter, palm shortening, egg nog, and pumpkin spice (if desired). Give it a taste, then carefully sweeten with stevia if necessary.

Remove your cake from the oven and turn out on to a chilled pan lined with wax paper (easiest way is to chill your pan while cake is cooking, and once it comes out of oven, place wax paper on to cake, the chilled pan on top, then flip like a ninja). Allow to cool completely.
(trying to illustrate my ninja trick here)


Once cooled, spread your egg nog butter cream all over the cake until generously coated.

Depending on what kind of log you're going for, you can roll long and skinny, or short and fat. I'm preparing this for a party, so I will roll the long edge toward the other long edge for a handsome, thin log.

If you're slightly crazy, like me, your brain will recognize that this short and thin log would be a young yule log, so decorate it accordingly. If you roll the short edge toward the other short edge for a fat, stumpy log, make it look older. Does that make sense? Think of how saplings look and how very old, fat trees look.
Don't worry if the cake cracks a little, you're going to smother it with frosting anyway! Just go slow, treat it nicely, and gently pull the wax paper away from the cake as you roll it.
Once rolled, make a 90 degree angle cut, to suggest where the yule log may have been chopped down. Save the triangular piece you cut away, and set it aside.

Fill your piping bag with frosting and begin to lay down the "bark". If you have opted not to use a piping bag, thickly spread frosting on to cake. We will take care of bark look momentarily. When your cake is covered, place your triangular leftover strategically beside it to make it look like a cut branch. Frost this as well.

If NOT using a piping bag: Using the tines of a fork, or a clean toothbrush, gently drag through the frosting to make it look like bark (ah, the things you learn in college theatre tech classes!). Give it some waves, and what not. Make the stumpy ends of the cake circular.
If using piping bag: Lay down long strips of frosting side by side until cake is covered. use a circular motion to frost stumps. When coated, gently smooth over with butter knife (bumpy side), and give it waves and personality

Garnish with cranberry, mint leaves, and truffles if desired.
Okay, so I used bay leaf & goji... I didn't realize I was going to be making this out of the blue.

Improvise, but follow the recipe! ~Ratatouille

PJF Mudd

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

One day, while out and about on errands, I ran across a tin of Theo Drinking Chocolate. I am constantly on a quest to fulfill my darkest desire for mud-like cocoa, so I looked at the ingredient list. I was impressed. Thus, I decided to use my inspiration and concoct a mug of "Mudd" (as I call it).

what you'll need:



1c raw milk (or raw cream if you have access to it)
1 oz raw cacao butter
2T raw cacao powder
raw honey or agave (not pictured, but encouraged)
OPTIONAL: Kahlua, Peppermint or Cinnamon Schnapps, Irish Cream, or Amaretto
(I don't condone alcohol, but thought I'd throw out the suggestions in case you do), oh and don't forget marshmallows!

You will want to have a cooking thermometer on hand.

Over low heat, slowly warm raw milk and cacao butter, being careful not to exceed 108F. I know that may not seem very warm, but trust me-- it is.

Pour into mug and stir in cacao powder and sweetener.


Enjoy!

Sparkling Cider Jelly

Monday, December 19, 2011

I will willingly confess that my holidays are not complete without a big glass of Egg Nog. However, I don't drink booze. In fact, the wildest liquid that passes through my liver this time of year is this stuff:


Yeah, sorry to be a downer, but at least we know who your loyal designated driver is!

Now before you think I'm a total bore, I do want to reassure you that I have big plans this holiday season for my bottle of sparkling cider! I think you'll really like this idea, because it's going to make a great little stocking stuffer for all of your friends.

What you'll need:

1 (1 3/4 ounce) package no sugar needed dry pectin
3/4 cup water
3 cups sparkling cider (there are several brands with several different flavors. Pick one that you think will be super fun!)
1 cup stevia

--Canning Supplies--
several sterilized half-pint mason jars with lids
some cute festive fabric and cotton batting
ribbon


Thoroughly mix pectin and water in large saucepan.


Bring to boil over high heat and boil 1 minute, stirring constantly.

Reduce heat to medium and immediately add cider and sugar.


Keep mixture just below boiling and stir until sugar is dissolved, about 5 minutes.


Remove from heat.

Skim off foam with metal spoon if necessary.

Pour quickly into hot sterilized half-pint jars.


Seal immediately with 1/8-inch hot paraffin or canning lids. Place in fridge until set.

When set, take a small round of cotton batting and place it on top of the lid. Fold some fabric over it, and screw on your lid. Garnish with ribbon and gift to your favorite friends!

Peppermint Swirl Fudge

Sunday, December 11, 2011

A friend of mine mentioned that there's nothing better than mint and chocolate together. I disagree (bacon + chocolate + baked good = happy), but I wanted to make something special for her anyway.

What you'll need:


1 bag Andes peppermint baking bits
1c Coconut Cream Concentrate
1T Vanilla Extract
Pinch Sea Salt
1/2c Cocoa powder
1/4c Powdered Stevia

Melt coconut cream concentrate in large bowl


Add vanilla, sea salt, cocoa powder, and stevia, mix into paste


Spread into pan

Melt Andes peppermint baking bits carefully, so as not to burn (cuz, face it, burnt chocolate sucks)
Spread evenly over fudge paste.

Run a knife through the fudge to help Andes get in a bit. Using the back of a spoon, work your way around the fudge in a circular motion-- voila, swirls!


Chill until ready to serve. Cut into bite size squares and enjoy!